There is a new irony to the title of this website. I now live in France which is populated largely by frog-eating francophones; Frogs, as they are rudely known.

There is very little point to this web-site, so you may as well leave now.

I will try to make it a bit better with time though.

Recent Updates
This is a new site as my old host sucked a bit.
You will notice that the site itself is still a bit sucky, but that's my fault. Oh well, at least this provider has a huge 5000Mb file allowance, and is way cooler. Yaaay for 110mb.com.

I added the Rouffiac stuff, mainly for my own amusement.

My passport photo

This is the smiley version, I have a grim one for use on my driver's license. God! I'm so good-looking I just want to stroke myself. In fact I just did. Mmmmm!

Remember George Bush?

So do I, but the memory is fading into simple disgust. Soon I will be able to wear my "Buck George Fush" T-Shirt without people constantly trying to buy one like it from me.

Land of Pope and Glory

A weird thing. I find myself on the side of the pontiff recently. Apparently his recent visit to the "Holy Land" has revived this bullshit about his membership of the Hitler Youth.

As anyone with half a brain and the ability to read is aware, membership of the Hitler Youth was voluntary only in the narrowest terms. Refusal to join was followed by reprisals against the recalcitrant youth and his/her family and could, and did, lead to death in some cases.

I am far from the Pope's biggest fan, I consider him little better than a global terrorist, and at the very least the leader of one of the world's greediest organisations, but it's only fair to blame him for what he does, not what he was forced to pay lip-service to.

Besides, this one's good for a laugh now and then, reinstating a holocaust-denier was a pretty weird piece of behaviour

The Corby Trouser Press is 60 years old today.

Or not.

Most of what I write is, as the British say, pants.

This is Grendel
Grendel is an Airedale Terrier and he is just reaching full maturity. He weighs 37Kgs / 82 lbs, of which most is muscle, bone and teeth. He can easily bite through a man's wrist, but chooses not to.

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(Though I would probably bin it without opening it)